#1 Bookmark

Avoid unsightly dog-ears on your favorite books. The handy eROI Bookmark is perfect for the literature enthusiast in you. Can also be used to keep your place while skimming pages, but will not sound out the hard words for you.

  • Avoid unsightly dog-ears on your favorite books. The handy eROI Bookmark is perfect for the literature enthusiast in you. Can also be used to keep your place while skimming pages, but will not sound out the hard words for you.
  • You know it when a good idea hits you. But now, with the Bright Idea Indicator from eROI, everyone else will too! Use during staff meetings to generate applause and start a shower of instant praise.
  • An even more important tool than the Bright Idea Indicator, the eROI Bad Idea Indicator nips those ridiculous and cockamamie schemes in the bud, saving you time and preserving self-respect. Also popular as a workplace gift.
  • For those engagements where you’re just not sure if your current look is going to cut it, we have you covered. Go ahead and show up underdressed, with your eROI Instant Tuxedo you can go from normal to formal in seconds!
  • Often used with our popular Idea Indicators, the eROI Notepad helps you conveniently capture your thoughts anywhere, anytime. Unlike most notepads, our two-dimensional spiral does not discriminate against lefties!
  • The eROI Wallet Thickener is a must-have for everything from dating to banking. The lower the credit score, the more wallet thickeners needed! While it does provide added confidence, does not actually provide money.
  • We dislike pop-ups as much you do. That’s why eROI has now released a Pop-Up Blocker of our own. There’s absolutely nothing to install! Simply hold up to your screen to virtually eliminate pop-ups. It’s that simple.
  • Quick! What’s the decimal equivalent to 1/32? Yeah, we thought so. Never again be caught off guard with middle school math questions. The eROI Fraction Chart provides instant knowledge that, let’s face it, none of us have.
  • Be the insect’s worst nightmare. If you don’t have the chopstick chops of a Daniel-San, then try the eROI Bug Squisher! Works much quicker than our Relocator and its okay, they only live for 12 days anyways. Right?
  • Stay on top of the font game with the eROI Font Chart, guide to the most important ones in the biz. Oh Comic Sans, every time I see you, you have strikethrough written all over your face!
  • If kept safe, the eROI Password Reminder can be used to remember that elusive and seldom used password. Some have even used it as a decoy to foil the curious, just don’t use it for online banking, please (we’re not liable).
  • Best launched from a speeding Razor Scooter, the eROI Office Airplane is the ultimate in workplace aircraft. With pre-determined fold lines to ensure NTSB guidelines are met, you can simulate that vacation you don’t have time for!
  • Want to create your own blaze of glory? Try the eROI Bonfire Starter! With just a touch of gasoline* at your disposal, you can turn this tool into an inferno that would make Prometheus proud. *Gasoline Not Included
  • Sometimes you just need a mythical beast, and the eROI Unicorn Summoner is here to make your dreams come true. Hold above your head and close your eyes, like so, and prepare to get magical!
  • Compressed air is loud, expensive and awfully cold. However you can still get your keyboard clean with the eROI Keyboard Cleaner. Effective vertically and horizontally, a soft sweeping motion will remove the most ingrained crumbs.
  • Here in Portland, we know a thing or two about surviving in the rain. One of those things is always being prepared for the imminent torrential downpour. Keep an eROI Tiny Umbrella handy and stay dry.
  • Stuck with your office’s misshapen, outcast desk? You’re safe with the eROI Desk Leveler. Use this handy device to instantly level out without breaking stride! Didn’t work the first time? Simply fold to maximize effect.
  • Already have eROI’s Washboard, Jug, and Broom & Twine? Then round out your backwoods ensemble with the eROI Kazoo. This instrument is not only fun to play, but can be used to generate brand buzz in a pinch!
  • Here at our offices, we’re always building ourselves a house of cards. Collect enough eROI Building Blocks and you can too! This rugged construction material can be used to build everything from brands to bridges.
  • A true musician knows that inspiration can strike at any moment. With the eROI Guitar Pick, you can handle any necessary improvisation at the drop of a hat. These work! Just look at our legendary jam sessions!
  • GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! ME TEAR! I love advertising!!!!!!!!!!!111
  • Make a concerted effort in preserving a noble and helpful species. Using the eROI Spider Relocator is a peaceful way to keep these charming but uninvited visitors from coming indoors, and can eliminate need for our Bug Squisher.
  • How does your design measure up? With the eROI 72 DPI Ruler, now you’ll know!

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